Attack of the Bed Sheets

So, as if you haven't heard enough about last night's T-Mobile Sidekick 3 release, and all the boozy "It Girls" and newly coined "himbo"s (big ups, Trent-o!) that showed up in LA last night, there's still a small chance that you haven't laughed at some of the atrocities that were the celebrity outfits.


Stylists will be shot, designers - put into the Witness Protection Program.

Who's first up on the list? Let's start out easy with Laura Prepon:



Laura was scoring with this "I'm too mainstream for mainstream, but I'm to indie to be mainstream, too" look before we got past her knees.

The Jim Morrison shirt? I can cope.
The ber... bre... bermuda shorts...? I can c-c-cope.
But cut-out non-open-toe pumps? I can't cope, baby. I can't cope.

If you're going "2 hip 2 B formal", you gotta go all the way, and nude-colored shoes?

Not a wise choice.






Who's next, who's next?! Well, we can step it up a touch with the ever-present, "not a real party unless she's there and squinty", Paris Hilton:

Now, this is a girl that rarely scores points with me ... um, ever. (*cough*) But tonight, she really made some big steps for herself.




Hi, Paris!

A very cute little nautical-themed dress and a pair of canaries for shoes. Adorable! Hair = Not big and hairsprayed to death. MATCHING clutch (no new ugly fashion trends tonight!), and not over-the-top cakey makeup!

Props, P. Hilt. Props.

However...

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

Are we channelling Michael Jackson? Are our widdle fingertips cold? Are we going for a Driving Miss Daisy look? Why on earth would you wear half a glove on ONE hand?

I swear.

Anyway, moving on. Here are some WINNERS of the night.

Lauren "LC" Conrad was a-freaking-dorable.

Maybe fashion school/internship at Teen Vogue is paying off? And yes, I'm fully aware of the leggings. Trying to ignore. She looks cute, let me live.

Jessica Simpson seems to be coping with her recent divorce rather well. Her weapon? Looking HOT.

She looks really good lately... When she's not wearing her wigs, anyway. =(

Mischa stinking Barton always has to wear these frocks. Does she knows she's like 8 feet tall and about 107 lbs? That = NOT GOOD FROCK FRAME. However, *sigh*, she manages to pull it off FLAWLESSLY.

I love her one second, hate her the next. Now? It's all love, baby. All love.

Moving quickly along, Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen have returned to BagLand. So sad, too, because they were on a hottie-track for a while! Here are some recent snaps of Mary-Kate getting - you guessed it - COFFEE.

Yikes. Like, seriously. What happened to cute minidresses with Christian Louboutin shoes? Come BACK, ladies!

Speaking of getting dressed in the dark, Sienna Miller went out to lunch in London and I can only hope that she was notified of her accidental outfit.

Okay, let's play "I Spy" with this one.

• I spy... LEGGINGS.
• I spy... nothing OVER the leggings.
• I spy... a 13 year old rebel's spiked belt.
• I spy... creepy gold vest.
• I spy... Michael Jackson's Thriller dance moves.
• I spy... FLATS. =*(

Sad day in Sienna-land.

Well, that about wraps up today's post. I leave you now with this picture of Sarah Jessica Parker, so you can think about exactly how those shoes belong anywhere remotely near that dress.

xoxo.