Squirty McBeckinsale?

Don't get me wrong, I'll be one of the first to proclaim my love for Ms. Beckinsale. Why? Because I so rarely get to talk about her. She stays out of trouble. Well... Except for chance encounters with breastfeeding conversations held publicly on The Tonight Show...

I do miss breastfeeding. I was good at it. I got more than my fair share - I
could hit the wall from quite a distance! I do have some useless talents. [Source]

Well. That's... nice. I think? I mean... if acting stops working out for her, I suppose she could... Um, go to the circus? ...

HIT THE WALL? Okay, Kate. Seriously, why would you SAY that on television? You know every single person you talk to after that is going to be staring at your nipples thinking "Hit the wall, hit the wall, hit the wall..."

Good lord!