Scandalogy

Oh, you Jezebel (Launch Party)

2006-06-26T09:25:00.000-07:00

Jezebel launch party, launching the new night club hosted by Jade Jagger, at the Shepherds Bush Pavilion, on June 23, 2006 in London, England.

Photos!

Paris Hilton

Jade Jagger

Peaches Geldof

James Blunt & (The Back of) Petra Nemkova

Jessica robbed of Daisy Duke Part!

2006-06-22T14:43:00.000-07:00

April Scott is filling Jessica Simpson's boots in the new "Dukes of Hazzard: The Beginning" and it seems as if she is really enjoying the craft services table.

The beautiful tiny little cowgirl was caught walking around the set with quite a handful of chips and goodies Wednesday afternoon in Los Angeles.

Jessica's sexy little shorts will be hard to fill - but looks like Scott is girl to get the job done.

I'm outraged, personally. Jessica NAILED that roll, and this new chick? Gross. Totally not proportionate and frankly, she's boring as hell.

Source: TMZ.com

Superman Returns!

2006-06-22T12:53:00.000-07:00

And how.

Many a picture from last night's premier... Mostly Kate Bosworth, Brandon Routh, Orlando Bloom (attached to Kate - NOT DUNZO!!) and ... Mike Tyson? Roseanne Barr?

Um, ok.

The ORIGINAL SUPERMAN, baby! Dean Cain.

An itsy bitsy, shrinking Kate Bosworth.

Yikes.

Anna Paquin looks CRAZY hot.

Emma Roberts also looks adorable! Love the black with pink shoes.

Aww, Cuba Gooding Jr. with family. AWWW.

Kristen Bell went for the "fresh out of the golden cellophane bag" look.

Kevin Spacey and Parker Posey (LOVE.).

What the hell are you doing everywhere, Mike Tyson?

Um, Roseanne Barr... Why? I don't know. But there she is lookin' like a trainwreck between John Lennon and Darryl Hannah.

~~Luke Skywalker~~ Mark Hamill talking to that ... guy....

Overall, seemed like a success. No party-pooping "It" girls, unfortunately. Honestly? It'll take a lot for me to see this movie. My dad's all pumped up about it, but it just looks like overplayed, overplayed, overplayed. Hell, there was an ENTIRE SERIES devoted to it via Smallville... What more is there, really?

Rollin' with... Saget?

2006-06-22T10:55:00.000-07:00

Jamie Kennedy has turned the rap world upside down with his hip-hop tribue to...

...Bob Saget?

Here's the video:

Wow, that's... amazing.

So confused.

Squirty McBeckinsale?

2006-06-22T09:18:00.000-07:00

Don't get me wrong, I'll be one of the first to proclaim my love for Ms. Beckinsale. Why? Because I so rarely get to talk about her. She stays out of trouble. Well... Except for chance encounters with breastfeeding conversations held publicly on The Tonight Show...

I do miss breastfeeding. I was good at it. I got more than my fair share - I
could hit the wall from quite a distance! I do have some useless talents. [Source]

Well. That's... nice. I think? I mean... if acting stops working out for her, I suppose she could... Um, go to the circus? ...

HIT THE WALL? Okay, Kate. Seriously, why would you SAY that on television? You know every single person you talk to after that is going to be staring at your nipples thinking "Hit the wall, hit the wall, hit the wall..."

Good lord!

It's Tinkle Time

2006-06-22T09:07:00.000-07:00

Paris Hilton: Overactive Bladder heir? She had to stop off to use the bathroom (and when I say "stop off", I mean "make her helicopter land in GERMANY") on a farm.

...Paris reportedly ordered her helicopter pilot to make an emergency landing on
a German farm - so she could use the toilet.The 'Pledge This' actress was said to be touring the European country when she made the surprise request. Paris even got her security to stop the family from entering their own bathroom so she could relieve herself in peace.
A source told Britain's More magazine: "She gave the farmer a bit of a shock. Her bouncers even blocked the farm door so the family couldn't go inside their own house while she was using the loo."The 'House of Wax' star then allegedly spent another ten minutes on the startled farmer's porch, so she could smoke a cigarette.The unnamed farmer said: "She was cold as a fish, and cursed about the weather." [Source]
The epitome of class, as usual.

Christina Aguilera on TRL

2006-06-21T16:20:00.000-07:00

Looking HOT.

Attack of the Bed Sheets

2006-06-21T11:29:00.000-07:00

So, as if you haven't heard enough about last night's T-Mobile Sidekick 3 release, and all the boozy "It Girls" and newly coined "himbo"s (big ups, Trent-o!) that showed up in LA last night, there's still a small chance that you haven't laughed at some of the atrocities that were the celebrity outfits.

Stylists will be shot, designers - put into the Witness Protection Program.

Who's first up on the list? Let's start out easy with Laura Prepon:

Laura was scoring with this "I'm too mainstream for mainstream, but I'm to indie to be mainstream, too" look before we got past her knees.

The Jim Morrison shirt? I can cope.
The ber... bre... bermuda shorts...? I can c-c-cope.
But cut-out non-open-toe pumps? I can't cope, baby. I can't cope.

If you're going "2 hip 2 B formal", you gotta go all the way, and nude-colored shoes?

Not a wise choice.

Who's next, who's next?! Well, we can step it up a touch with the ever-present, "not a real party unless she's there and squinty", Paris Hilton:

Now, this is a girl that rarely scores points with me ... um, ever. (*cough*) But tonight, she really made some big steps for herself.

Hi, Paris!

A very cute little nautical-themed dress and a pair of canaries for shoes. Adorable! Hair = Not big and hairsprayed to death. MATCHING clutch (no new ugly fashion trends tonight!), and not over-the-top cakey makeup!

Props, P. Hilt. Props.

However...

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

Are we channelling Michael Jackson? Are our widdle fingertips cold? Are we going for a Driving Miss Daisy look? Why on earth would you wear half a glove on ONE hand?

I swear.

Anyway, moving on. Here are some WINNERS of the night.

Lauren "LC" Conrad was a-freaking-dorable.

Maybe fashion school/internship at Teen Vogue is paying off? And yes, I'm fully aware of the leggings. Trying to ignore. She looks cute, let me live.

Jessica Simpson seems to be coping with her recent divorce rather well. Her weapon? Looking HOT.

She looks really good lately... When she's not wearing her wigs, anyway. =(

Mischa stinking Barton always has to wear these frocks. Does she knows she's like 8 feet tall and about 107 lbs? That = NOT GOOD FROCK FRAME. However, *sigh*, she manages to pull it off FLAWLESSLY.

I love her one second, hate her the next. Now? It's all love, baby. All love.

Moving quickly along, Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen have returned to BagLand. So sad, too, because they were on a hottie-track for a while! Here are some recent snaps of Mary-Kate getting - you guessed it - COFFEE.

Yikes. Like, seriously. What happened to cute minidresses with Christian Louboutin shoes? Come BACK, ladies!

Speaking of getting dressed in the dark, Sienna Miller went out to lunch in London and I can only hope that she was notified of her accidental outfit.

Okay, let's play "I Spy" with this one.

I spy... LEGGINGS.
I spy... nothing OVER the leggings.
I spy... a 13 year old rebel's spiked belt.
I spy... creepy gold vest.
I spy... Michael Jackson's Thriller dance moves.
I spy... FLATS. =*(

Sad day in Sienna-land.

Well, that about wraps up today's post. I leave you now with this picture of Sarah Jessica Parker, so you can think about exactly how those shoes belong anywhere remotely near that dress.

xoxo.

Hanging Out in China Town with Calvin Klein

2006-06-14T11:43:00.000-07:00

The ungodly number of celebrities that feel the need to expose all these random, *ahem* stark white portions of their bodies is really quite staggering. We've got Lindsay Lohan pretending she's the backside of a lunar eclipse on one side of her (what would be) gorgeous halter-dress.

What happened to our cutest little braid-clad La Lohan? She's just become La Trash... [Source]

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2006-06-14T11:38:00.000-07:00

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